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And the Best New Insult is…

Delany"You don’t even know how to spell Delany, bitch."

Of course, this has a limited use in my life, since most of the people I know do. But still: Book clerks around here seem to deserve it based on the response when I ask if they have About Writing in stock.

Corollary for my SF peeps: "You don’t even know what the R. in Samuel R. Delany stands for, bitch."

Well, c’mon, what does it stand for? First person to get it right wins … something. (Justine, you’re disqualified. Scott, you too, because she’ll just tell you.)

p.s. Yeah, bummer, I had to order it, because nobody had it in. And I need something ass-in-geary right now, because I’m not writing and I’m going a little bonkers because of it. The use of the word bonkers should suffice as an explanation.

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Tell Me Something

Ten Top Trivia Tips about BondGirl!

  1. Contrary to popular belief, BondGirl is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
  2. Olympic badminton rules say that BondGirl must have exactly fourteen feathers.
  3. BondGirl has only one weakness – the colour yellow.
  4. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up BondGirl!
  5. You can tell if BondGirl has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
  6. BondGirl will always turn right when leaving a cave!
  7. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching BondGirl!
  8. BondGirl became extinct in England in 1486.
  9. Lightning strikes BondGirl over seven times every hour.
  10. BondGirl cannot be detected by infrared cameras.

I am interested in – do tell me about

 

Via the fabulous Eek. And because I can, I do it again with my actual name:

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Happy Thursday Hangovers

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Life & Music

Michaelangelo Matos has a beautiful post about his own history and R.E.M.:

Then the guy, a mean alcoholic who lived at the hostel when he wasn’t in Alaska fishing, lean down and said, “If you move another muscle, I swear to God I’m going to beat the living shit out of you.” I silently gripped a loose plank above my mattress, intending to bash his face in if he came near me. A day later, I moved into a house near 100th and Aurora, with a short, black dominatrix who got us all kicked out after not paying the rent for the three months I lived there.

The reason I bring all this up is that I’m playing, for the first time in probably ten years, R.E.M.’s New Adventures in Hi-Fi.

It’s worth your time.

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GilmoreGossipCircle

By all appearances, this should be a classic episode:

Friday Night’s Alright for Fighting. While Luke deals with the reality of having April in his life, Lorelai tries to pretend she doesn’t mind the repercussions the new situation is having on their engagement. Rory’s concern over Paris’ lack of management skills at the Yale Daily News finally reaches a crisis point when most of the staff quits in protest. With Logan’s help, Rory makes a valiant attempt to get the paper out on time. Meanwhile, Lorelai breaks the news to Richard and Emily that their money will no longer be needed for Rory’s education, and the resentment starts to build. The subsequent Friday night dinner erupts into an emotional confrontation where all four Gilmores finally get their issues out on the table. Written by Amy Sherman-Palladino and directed by Kenny Ortega.

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