I become very disgruntled when I click on what sounds like an interesting headline–"Zorn Establishes Himself"–thinking, "Zorn! Finally, our news begins to cover intergalactic politics! Or possibly dead Swedish artists! Maybe Zod* and Zorn will fight each other!" only to discover it’s about sports. Football even.** Stupid headlines.
See also: The real story on Zorn.
*"Kneel before Zod."
**And not the good World Cup kind.
Don’t forget Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg!
The most confusing thing about your post was when you said football you didn’t mean soccer.
Personally my favorite intergalactic villain is Ming the Merciless, a close second being Marvin the Martian. Apparently I have a thing for M&M’s.