I become very disgruntled when I click on what sounds like an interesting headline–"Zorn Establishes Himself"–thinking, "Zorn! Finally, our news begins to cover intergalactic politics! Or possibly dead Swedish artists! Maybe Zod* and Zorn will fight each other!" only to discover it’s about sports. Football even.** Stupid headlines.
See also: The real story on Zorn.
*"Kneel before Zod."
**And not the good World Cup kind.