Of why Tod Goldberg rocks:
Moral decay of our culture. Let’s examine that for just one moment, here on the day a crazed zombie with a taste for human flesh pushed itself from the earth to save our souls. Baldwin believes that porn is ruining our culture, whereas Bio-Dome did not? Whereas Half-Baked made the world safe for the children? Whereas The Flintstones Viva Rock Vegas edified God? (Of course, the Flintstones do make a persuasive argument that dinosaurs lived concurrently with modern man.)
That would be Stephen Baldwin by the way, otherwise known as Sleazy McBaldwin.
2 thoughts on “Just a Reminder”
Sorry, Baldwin, it’ll always be hot threesomes with Josh Charles and Lara Flynn Boyle for you. Porny and hot!
Well…he was in Usual Suspects, so he is warranted exactly one cool point.
But as they say, negative infinity minus one is still negative infinity!
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