Sixth Grade Reading Level

Oh my. On a lark, I set up the DVR to grab the Quill Awards, figuring hilarity would ensue if nothing else. (It was being broadcast during the afternoon on Sunday, obviously a posh time slot.)

Best I can tell, the only good books are the ones written by celebrities. Also, celebrities haven’t read any books since high school (Matthew "Old Man and the Sea" Modine, Catherine "To Kill a Mockingbird" Crier*). Elmo was there. And Kim Cattrall’s and Candace Bushnell’s boobs. CLASSY.

I might try to watch more; I might not.

*I didn’t say they were A list celebrities.

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