Alan for PRESIDENT (of SFWA sure, but also, the WORLD).
UPDATED: If you want to see a little taste, tonally at least, of some of the comments David Moles pulled from the private SFWA forums (which are all taken down now, I believe), I’d "suggest" going over to this thread at Asimov’s. Le depressing. No one there is saying that what happened was appropriate, but LOTS of "get over it," "it’s none of our business," "not that big a deal," "those intarweb kids are out of control!" type stuff.