Ways to Amuse When You Are Getting Sleepy, Very Sleepy

Wikipedia sayeth about the nap (o, longed-for nap):

Nap or nap can refer to:

• a short sleep. See also: Power nap, Siesta
• a betting term for the best bet on a particular day.
• an acronym for the Normaal Amsterdams Peil.
• a TLA for Network access point.
• a measure of the thickness of a paint roller.
• a noun meaning day and sun in Hungarian.
• Neapolitan language (ISO 639 alpha-3)
• a sewing term for the raised surface of certain cloth, such as flannel.
• an abbreviation of "Not Applicable", which is used in banking.

And none of it makes me less sleeeeepy. But this sleepy poem at least makes me happy.