Aliens may already be among us! Britain's Royal Society is on the case:
One astrobiologist says the best place to look for aliens may be right here on Earth. Paul Davies of Arizona State University said Tuesday that extraterrestrial life may have found its way to this planet at several different times.
If so, Davies says, the aliens could be "right under or noses — or even in our noses."
Boy, how much do you think they hate that this story is on the wire*? Will no one take the nose ETs seriously?!
*Suspected conversation: "Why do we keep inviting Yanks to our events?" "Because they know how to say crazy enough things to ensure a wire story?"