Because this doesn’t happen every day (yet!). Last night, Hemingway stole my tiara.
It’s plastic, and on my desk, and I was typing and all of a sudden he leaps up and grabs it with his teeth and runs away with it while I’m saying, "Give me back my tiara!"
Yes, this really happened.
See also: Previous picture of cat being coerced into attacking tiara. There was no coercion this time. He just took it.