So, this is it for now, though I do still want to make a pretty banner. If you really, really, really hate it leave your godlike technical suggestions of how to make it better below. I ixnayed some of the sidebar content as well, to clean things up a bit -- if you actually miss any of what's gone, let me know.
Regular program set to resume.
I woke up with a terrible head cold. I blame the pink.